The Perfect Debate

Ms. Green: The worst way to forget something is by writing it on a bathroom wall where not only you but everyone can see and be reminded as to how "perfect" everything is. Also, everything is ONE WORD.

Ms. Purple: Thanks for the reality check. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Yo Momma Don't Wear No Drawers!

What's so great about this exclamation by this lovely young woman is that she is utterly ecstatic over her ability to in fact "P & Poo." She would also like to remind you that your mother doesn't wear underwear. She has seen it, and it isn't pretty.

*Does this post count as a true Lavatory Revelation? Yes, it's a beautiful life reflection written in a bathroom stall, but it wasn't written on the wall (this person chose the original placement of TP wrapping). Let's hear your thoughts!

Alex has herpes.

Apparently Alex failed to tell this lovely lady that he had herpes. Good thing she is letting the world know, via bathroom stall. I hope she realizes that she is also letting the world know what she did in fact sleep with Alex and subsequently has herpes too.

-H

Poker Face? More like, Poo Poo Face.

This lovely confessional brings into mind the epic literary tradition of the fatal flaw. Lady Gaga and the lack of pants would be our modern day adaptation of Achilles and his fatal tendon. Her being a genius, however, is open to debate.

-H

We have made contact.

Yes, Hallie and I finally started a "picture blog" documenting short laments, discourses, and reflections that articulate young college girls scribble on bathroom stall walls. We call them Lavatory Revelations. The poetry will be posted shortly. We will attempt to discuss and/or analyze these revelations. Sample: "God loves Anne Frank." What this means....we don't know. Maybe this female is confused as to which "God" actually loves Anne Frank.

Hearts,
Hal & Sarah